Formalities 101: The Prophet's Guide to Proper Protocol

Welcome, initiate, to the hallowed halls of Formalities 101! In this esteemed institution, you will learn the ancient arts of etiquette, propriety, and being not completely terrible in public.

Chapter 1: The Proper Use of Utensils

When in doubt, always use the fork. Never, ever use the spoon. The fork is for eating salad, the spoon is for soup, and the spork is for eating at the table while secretly judging everyone around you.

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Chapter 2: The Art of Small Talk